Hi all--so I finally revealed my several months old blog entry--but I planned to write one on the AMAs as well! I always see these "Hit and Miss" articles and I figured " Hey, why not me too?" So here it is. But with a little twist--sometimes there is gray in a world of black and white I've discovered . So there is also a "The Gray" Section for those who didn't go all the way.
I want to start with the Gray, then move on to the Hits and Misses. That way hopefully these Red Carpet girls can recover properly!
The Gray
#1 Katy Perry
Dear Katy Perry, I love your fun, bubbly , unique and 1950s -Esque sense of style. Sexy, flirty and fun is you. But the frock you wore tonight was sooooo NOT a complete Hit to me at all. Or a complete miss. It is somewhere in that in between world of the Gray in Fashion land. This is a place that Fashion Mavens like you should never be Ms. Katy Perry.
She donned this strapless Oscar De la Renta gown. It was long , elegant and highlighted with white polka dots and pink and red flowers. Normally, a dress like that would fit the typical Pin -Up Girl Katy Perry dress code---except the length was too much! There were no hot, silky smooth legs! No curvy body , no trademark perky bosom, no high heels to be visibly seen.
Also, I didn't like how it looked on her honestly. It was too dark, too drab. It had the makings of a Pin Up girl look, except it was missing that shortness, that sexiness, that Katy Perry "OOMP". But then again, the same can be said for Lady Gaga this year who was dressed super modest as she arrived on a Human Horse. So this is formal Katy Perry. Not my most favorite look from her but it is a look of her's none the less.
#2 Naya Rivera
Ms. Naya Rivera soon to be Ms. Naya Rivera -Big Sean--whoa. You turn up the sexy volume in this dress. Looking at the wide open plunging neckline of this Michael Kors dress, we can see that she is a grown woman and a force to be reckoned it. Looking at her, I kept seeing a younger Jennifer Lopez because this is so Jennifer Lopez's style. That being said, because it is so Jennifer Lopez, I fear it ages Naya by at least ten years. And there's no need for her to grow up that fast. She's sexy and mature, but too mature. Her Glee co-star managed to be both sexy and youthful at the same time. I personally feel that her dress needed a little bit of that balance. So it goes in the Gray area for me. But there's no doubt that she is super hot in this dress.
#3 Kesha
Kesha. You were looked over after cameras rushed to you on the red carpet. Why? Because you came there looking like Lady Gaga. And you disappointed them when they found out you werent the GaGa. Hello Kesha, you are freaking KESHA. You are supposed to look like you are returning from a party at 7am and you slept on the street and you reek of alcohol and your make up is all smudged up like crazy. Or look like you're going to the sickest rave ever with tons of GLITTER. Aka, you are supposed to look like a Hot Mess. Instead you went for formal wear but you did it as if you were Lady Gaga herself--hench the confusion of the paparazzi. You all gave us a heart attack ! You can look fancy just don't make it look like someone else that is ten times more famous than you are! Please readjust your wardrobe and make yourself Red Carpet fab in your own fancy Kesha style. This look isn't you or so hot at all.
The Hits
#1 Taylor Swift
The moment her golden Jimmy Choo gladiator feet went strutting down the Red Carpet in this little number it was obvious that she had the best dress of the night! There is NO doubt that Ms. Taylor Swift stole the show tonight in this Julien Macdonald fiery golden mini dress . The sequins created a mesmerizing pattern that we simply couldn't stop staring at ! The faux nude triangle in the lower neckline area was a naughty, extra touch of sexy! The shortness gave her the power to show off those long model-esque legs. The gold gladiator heels she wore were just the little touch she needed to this glittery dress. Perfect 10! Kudos to you, in this dress you were definitely some real trouble,trouble, trouble!
#2 Zendaya
Zendaya, oh what a beauty you are! If I had to pick a runner up to Taylor Swift, it would be you my dear! Wearing a gorgeous all white Donna Karan piece, she looks like a real live goddess! With her gorgeous bare shoulders and a one-sleeve draping that falls softly across her body she looks both age appropriate and super chic! I can't tell you how much I am in love with this outfit!
#3 Lady Gaga
Uh -oh--did someone say goddess? Well Lady Gaga decided to get her Goddess look on to in this lovely Versace Lilac colored gown. Adding to its Goddess appeals it also features glam silver accented jewelry chains in the bodice area. It was perfectly and tastefully fitted on her--she was so elegant and modest looking . Oh, and let's not forget the whole arriving on a Human Horse thing, lol. But still her long cascading hair, her soft natural-looking makeup--it all screams Goddess. Great Job Gaga.
Oh yes. Ciara, this dress is epic! It plays with both nude and lace on a whole new level and its so creative that it's a clear winner! It's so runway and chic that I am genuinely impressed! She is wearing a gorgeous J . Mendel dress! It's just the right amount of lace to cover up all the naughty parts and still, it has a sophistication to in spite of all the skin showing. Love it!
I love the way---the way you tried soooo hard to pull off the whole glam 50s-60s girl crooner look. Ariana. I love you. I love your awkward looks, your tone, your incredibly mature voice. You have the voice and body to be reckoned with.
Wait. I lied. You didn't "try" Ariana. You were dazzling in this Dolce and Gabbana gown. You really nailed the look--I believed it. This dress fit you like a glove! Seeing you perform in this dress wasn't even necessary to prove you are the 50s -60s Hollywood starlet crooner. You are one in a million. Keep crooning baby!
Well hello hello you total hottie. I am in LOVE with your look! In this lovely coral Raoul dress, you show just a tiny bit of cleavage and a well fitted bodice. You look fresh, youthful and sexy! You are beyond amazing looking, I love it! Ms. Jenna Ushkowitz, please keep it up!
#7 Daisy Fuentes
Ah Ms. Daisy Fuentes! What a breathe of fresh air. Your look on the Red Carpet is Timeless Beauty. It's a sleeveless beaded ivory top with a silky Mermaid style skirt that is effortlessly beautiful. It's a look that can be both vintage and modern and still look amazing in any era! This Tadashi dress is a hit, and so are you Daisy Fuentes!
Misses
#1 Rihanna
#2 Sarah Silverman
Um ok, this dress is all kinds of horrible on Ms. Sarah Silverman. First of all, she is as pale as a ghost. She should never be caught dead wearing this neon yellow color. It whitens you out too much--in spite of all the obvious bronzer you sprayed yourself with. Also, the cut of the dress is awkward and completely out of proportion. Were you serious with this dress? Part of me thinks no since you are also a comedian Silverman. In that case, hardy har har. You totally got me. That was funny, you wearing this awful dress. Good one there.
#3 Jennifer Hudson
Ms. Jennifer Hudson, seriously? You lost all of that weight to squeeze yourself into a tight fitted dress in an awful color that doesn't do your body or skin tone justice? Oh no. No. no. Total Miss. You look like tangerine that was peeled that someone tried to put the skin back onto again. And the inside of the dress is pink--really? The deadly orange and pink combination color?! I don't know what you were thinking when you slipped into this little number, but it did you and your looks NO justice at all. Completely unflattering.
We know you can do better.
#4 Carly Steele
Omg. Wtf? Did a Seven year old make this? The stitching is awful. The color is bad. The patterns conflict with each other. Ugly bad, really ugly and super bad! End of Story!
#5 Lil Mama
No. No, no, no , no , no. Oh Lil Mama, y? You look like u raided Lady Gaga's closet and snatched out a random dress and one of her wigs on your way out. It's a nice fitted bodice...black is a good color on you...green may be too...but when you put it all together with that sci-fi capey thing you have going on... it's just one big huge HOT MESS. And by a hot mess I mean it looks like you're legitly wearing a Halloween costume. Even Lady Gaga would rethink this look but you wore it proudly. Oy vey! Total miss hon.
Conclusion
Hey guys wrote this randomly, only selected a few dresses from the bunch that I HAD to comment on. Let me know what you think! And remember to get some Sugar and Spice in your life!
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